i have just realized that you don't even know who i am. so i'm gonna let you in on a few things about me.
i wear a watch on each wrist.
both of them were broken when i got them.
i wear a key on my necklace.
it opens neither a door nor a heart.
my coat has 17 buttons, 15 on the coat 2 in the pocket, i threw the 18th one away because i don't like even numbers.
my bangles are made out of copper and they used to be part of a computer.
my fingers are long but my hands are small.
my ears are small but my eyes are big
my smile is big but my nose is small
i have two left feet
i'm right handed
i don't like walmart because i don't like humans
i am not human
i do not know how to cast spells to make death metal drummer boys fall in love with me
i do not think i know how to regret
i have a ring that looks like a spoon
i like buckles
i like rubber bracelets
i sell waffles
i'm not a waffler
i wear a chain on the same wrist as my tinkerbell watch
i have never taken it off since the day i put it on
i found it in a parking lot
it has absolutely no sentimental significance
i couldn't bear to be part with it
i have a collection of old school papers
some of them are mine some of them are my childrens some of them belong to people i have never met
my hair does not know if it is brown or black
i love chilicheese nachos
i am the worlds only carnivorous vegetarian
i am con-antidisestablishmentarianism.
not really but i am proud that i still know how to spell that word